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The Eternal Question Part 2
« Thread started on: Jun 19th, 2004, 3:00pm » |
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This is a follow-up thread to "The Eternal Question" (http://evilbl.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=funboard&action=display&num=1075776499)
Here it goes:
Why do guys like boobs?
In addition to answering the question, complaints about boobs may be posted here, as well as the usual off-topic banter that usually goes on. For more details, check the original thread, the link is above.
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #1 on: Jun 19th, 2004, 3:06pm » |
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The reasons on why guys like boobs given so far...
1. "They're somethin' to look at." [Yeah, we know that. WHY do you like to look at them?]
2. "Oh man, they're terrific. They're all squishy and warm and, man, I want boobs! I could go on and on about why guys like boobs!" [Uh...]
3. "They're brainless." [The guys, not the boobs.]
4. "They're smooth and pleasureable." [Then what's the use of looking at them when they're covered?]
5. “Uhm... why do guys like boobs eh.. I dunno .. why do you have boobs? Like things happen for a reason.. They seem to be there so guys seem to like them.. And the world makes sence once again!”
6. “I wanted something clever to say here but I'm kinda tired tonight... so I'm just gonna stick with some classic analogys...
Boobs are like java, you know? They suck on their own but add so much to the thing they're on... and it wouldn't be the same without them... like if you have a JAVAscript by itself, it's crap. A page with java is great. Same the other way, what would you do with JUST boobs? But a chic without them sucks. They're a great feature, like power windows.
Boobs are also like emoticons, bigger is better. The ones on here are too small. Under a C-cup is too small. It's just how it works. But you can't get over the line w/ it either... like those double G cups are insane too... or emoticons that are like 3,000px², you know?
So, in summary:
boobs are like java
boobs are like power windows
boobs are like emoticons
and boobs can pretty much be compared to anything to show their greatness.”
7. “what not to like about a womans dirty pillows?they make good pillows,unless they are AK-Bullets than they heart,she can sneak stuff into movies,”
AND, an all new recent response, given by Vixen, whom none of you know: "coz its something that turn on, and its also nice to touch and grab it hard"
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #2 on: Jun 19th, 2004, 3:07pm » |
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And here are reasons that they are annoying that were mentioned on the previous thread...
They're annoying...
You can't lie down and watch T.V., because they get in the way and you can't see.
If you're eating noodles or chips or something, they always find their way stuck on your shirt.
And tall guys always try to look down into your shirt when you're dancing, even if they can't see anything!
And if girls don't have big boobs, they're expected to wear gel boobs and stuffed bras and stuff... Until they're 18, when they're expected to get silicone or saline implants.
And you can't bend over to get something because guys always try to look down your shirt... Hello, we don't stare at your crotch.
And if you hug a guy, he'll pull you in for a good feeling up.
buying bras-and what if some guy sees you in the bra section in sears? TRES EMBARRASSENTE!
Sports bras- none of them ever fit right and if they're too loose they dont work, and if their to tight they hurt
Ichyness!- a guy can grab his dick in public as long as his hand is outside of his pants, but a girl scratching her boob is not accepted!
weight- I would not be as overweight if my boobs didnt weigh me down
Dance class-I spent 1 hour and 15 minutes, trying to get a guy to look at my face instead of my chest, and it doesnt help that I'm short!
Laying down- I cant lay down on my stomach to sleep, it doesnt work anymore
Laying down - I cant lay down on my back and see my toes properly
Platter - EVERYTHING falls on my chest when I eat, nothing ever hits my lap, which is easier to cover
Shirts - some shirts are too low, and if girls didnt have boobs, nobody would care about how low our shirts are - guys who get hot can take off their shirts in the summer, girls cannot!
Jackets -even if I dont grow, the boobs do, and I can wear jackets, but I cant do them up
They stick out when you're playing hide and seek or hiding from someone and you can't hide behind a pillar or a tree or anything.
They HURT when somebody hits you with a basketball, They HURT when your little sibling punches you there, and they HURT when your cat steps on them when your laying in bed trying to do a nerdy thing like reading!
And yet another complaint, if someone pushes you from behind into a guy, their hands automatically go to your boobs to "catch you"
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #3 on: Jun 19th, 2004, 3:08pm » |
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And last of all for now... A poem that was also submitted as a response on why guys like boobs, although it's really more of a complaint.
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"O.K," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out!
(Author Unknown)
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #4 on: Jun 27th, 2004, 11:17pm » |
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Response #9: (Jason) "i would say that guys in particular like boobs because they impress guys and like fling out at us lol but boobs aren't the "only" thing that makes a girl i mean theres the ass the face,......no j/k but the personality and the impression they make and the level of attitude and knowledge they put forth also helps with the impression given by the girl so you know what im just gonna end here cause i could probably talk about this subject for hours lol"
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #5 on: Aug 1st, 2004, 11:31pm » |
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A counsellor at camp (male) gave the reply "because subconsiously (sp?) they remind us of butts, which is part of nature telling us to reproduce" When asked how thinking of butts helps them reproduce, the male counsellor gave no comment only a little laugh that sounded a little lost.
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #6 on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 12:44am » |
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wow i didn't even realize i said that lmao....
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #7 on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:12am » |
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Jason, my man, did I not tell you that I was going to put your response on the eqpt2 thread?
And... Uh... Interesting response you found there, Lil.
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #8 on: Aug 2nd, 2004, 8:27pm » |
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lmao you probably did but eqpt2 doesnt mean anything to me...lmao
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #9 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 12:03am » |
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I spelt it out for you, I was just too lazy to write The Eternal Question Part 2 then.
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #10 on: Aug 3rd, 2004, 01:04am » |
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lmao how does that make sense at all?
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #11 on: Aug 11th, 2004, 6:56pm » |
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If you have an ounce of brains it makes sense, which is why we find it strange that guys like boobs.
It was interesting, wasn't it? He was reportedly stoned at the time though, so I donno how reliable it is.
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #12 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 6:23pm » |
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Or maybe that makes it more reliable? I've got another complaint.
GUYS DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR BRAS! AND its harder for girls to get higher paying jobs STILL, (or for some of us to even BE employed) AND they take forever to wash (the bras, boobs arent that hard to wash) AND when they're big, you have to get size Large shirts, which makes it seem like your fat, AND If your at school and your bra happens to break?... AND they hurt going down stairs, AND having guy friends ask you "How big are your boobs?"* its TRES annoying!
*Spencer S., Sometime two february's ago.
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #13 on: Sep 3rd, 2004, 8:37pm » |
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Yes it's all annoying and with the shirts, in some styles you go up a size and it's still just as tight up there even if the bottom is looser, what's up with that?
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Re: The Eternal Question Part 2
« Reply #14 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:04pm » |
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ug, and what about jackets? OH THE INDIGNITY OF IT ALL!
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